Me to Tom: "Pizza is a vegetable? Didn't they learn better from the ketchup thing?"
Natalya, playing Minecraft: "Pizza is not a vegetable!"
Me: "That's right, Talya. We're going to send you to Congress, so you can explain to them that pizza is not a vegetable."
Natalya: "Well, I'm building my lily pad world right now."
- Natalya, Congressional consultant and expert witness